Saturday, January 8, 2011

Holy procrastination, Batman!

2011 is here! Wooo! Fuck off, 2010!!Yep, I'm back! I've been procrastinating for the past couple months, and I shall explain that in this blog post. Maybe? No, I wont... okay, yes, I will. And for the record, forget that last blog post, I'm not with that girl anymore. Long story... anyway..

This is just a quick update to let you know that the reason I've been gone is because of a game... a game that I find addicting, known as...


                           

Yep, that's right! Perfect mother-fucking World!!!... um, I mean, Perfect World. It's an MMORPG that you download and play online with other people. It's kind of, sorta like World Of Warcraft, except it's free and doesn't take up as much hard drive space. I've never actually played WoW, only PW, so don't get mad at me if it's not similar because I don't really know. I'm just trying to say that it's an MMORPG.

I'm sorry this post is boring, but I'll get back to making better blog posts with funny comics soon. Just wanted to give everyone a heads up as to where I've been and stuff. Mmmyep. Anyway, keep checking back for more posts, and leave a comment. If you don't, I won't love you! :O

...okay, I lied. I'll still love you. BUT STILL, leave a comment. I like hearing from the readers (or lack thereof lol). See ya!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

The Relationship

I have a girlfriend, whom I love a lot, and I just wanted to say I'm happy to be with her. She's smart, funny, beautiful, caring, and everything else I've ever wanted in a girl. We have a lot in common, it's quite mind blowing actually. One thing we have in common: we unintentionally fall asleep while talking to each other. Here's my view of how it goes:


But it's alright, we always apologize the next day, and it's never a big issue. Just more like "Did you fall asleep last night while talking to me?" "Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to." "It's okay." and then we start up a conversation on a different subject. We can talk for hours about nothing. Literally, we can! If it's not a real conversation then it's either singing, movie quotes, or random noises.


"Akfdnklsdfesmcfdlmgntfknkinredpmcwelsmclmlem" is an example of it in text form (that was also do). I love my girl and I'll never give her up for anyone. She's perfect for me! I miss her right now, actually. I fell asleep earlier, woke up, and found out that she's sleeping. Damn tiredness!! It should go jump off a cliff so me and her can talk all the time.

I tried to add humor to this blog post, which is why I drew those pictures. I think I failed though. Meh, oh well. Maybe the next post will be funnier. Anyway, see ya later!