I'm too cool for the 2nd grade.

Currently listening to: MSI - Never Wanted To Dance (The Birthday Massacre Remix)

**NOTICE**

-If you are easily offended by profanity, then you're a pussy and should leave-

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WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. UP? So today, I want to talk about your mom and how she refuses to make me a sandwich! TELL HER TO MAKE ME A GOD DAMN SANDWICH! WITH BACON!!! GAAH!!! Seriously though, this is just going to be pure randomness. Whatever pops in my head, I'm going to type..




....and thus ends the blog post.

No, but I shall tell you all a story. Yeah! Story time, BITCHES! Don't like it? Well, fuck the fucking fuck off!!! ANYWAY, here it goes:

Once upon a time, a feminine boy who goes by the name of descentknight26 on twitter was all "Herp, I'm gay!" and the whole world shouts "WE ALREADY KNEW THAT, YOU CUM SLURPER!!" His reply was "Prepare your anus!" Then suddenly he had a heart attack. Come to find out, Kira/Light Yagami wrote douchebag's name in his handy dandy notebook (Death Note reference, as if it wasn't OBVIOUS!). Everyone rejoiced with music, food, and a blood orgy. The end.

Yay for you if you enjoyed the story. BUT IF YOU DIDN'T, THEN HERE IS A PICTURE SHOWING HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE!

Yeah, what? WHAT?! No, seriously, what? I can't hear what you're saying. HOLY FUCK I MAKE KICK ASS COFFEE!!! Yes, coffee at 8:39 PM. I drink coffee all day long! It's MOTHER FUCKING coffee!! It's delicious!! Why is it delicious, you may be wondering? Well... FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!!

I'm bored, and my girlfriend is out doing something. I think she's spending time with her daughter right now, which A LOT of parents these days don't know how to do! Sammy is a terrific mother to a wonderful child. BE JEALOUS OF HER AWESOME PARENTING SKILLS!!!

Anyway, time to end this blog post. I'm bored (as stated above), need a cigarette, and my coffee cup is almost empty. SO yeah. I love you all. Show me some love too by leaving comments! DO IT! DO IT, FUCKER! Please? I'll make biscuits for you if you do.

Well then...

Currently listening to: God Module - False Pretense

I keep getting messages from people asking me to post again. So, here you all go, a new post. What am I going to post about this time? To be honest, I don't even know. Probably just random stuff as always. So, let's see where this goes!

Hmm.. well, not much has been going on. As I mentioned in my last post, I'm addicted to a game that WoW players think suck. Hater's gonna hate. I applied to a few jobs, and none of them ever called me back! Yes, I did call them as well. I think there's a memo going to every busy with my picture on it saying "If you see this man, do NOT hire him! He needs a job and is not trying to cheat the welfare system. So, through the eyes of us Michigan business people, he's not worthy of a job." For fucks sake, getting a job is a bigger pain in the ass than a non-lubed colonoscopy procedure.

Here, enjoy a picture I'm forcing you to look at I made!

Yep, Invader Zim. Do you like him? If so, you receive a coupon for one free internet. If not, then you suck. Anyway, this post wouldn't be a normal post of mine without a picture, so I threw that in there.

As I mentioned to my friend, Becca, I'm going to create a DA account. On the weekends, I'll be drawing stuff for it while brain storming ideas for new blog posts. I need to get a sketchpad first though, so that probably won't happen soon, unless someone has an extra sketchpad they don't want and are willing to give it away for free. Again, don't see that happening. I'll still try to make posts more often. I know I've said that in the past, but my life is rather boring right now. I can't think of great things to blog about.

So, leave your love/hate comments below! See you guys around.

Holy procrastination, Batman!

2011 is here! Wooo! Fuck off, 2010!!Yep, I'm back! I've been procrastinating for the past couple months, and I shall explain that in this blog post. Maybe? No, I wont... okay, yes, I will. And for the record, forget that last blog post, I'm not with that girl anymore. Long story... anyway..

This is just a quick update to let you know that the reason I've been gone is because of a game... a game that I find addicting, known as...


                           

Yep, that's right! Perfect mother-fucking World!!!... um, I mean, Perfect World. It's an MMORPG that you download and play online with other people. It's kind of, sorta like World Of Warcraft, except it's free and doesn't take up as much hard drive space. I've never actually played WoW, only PW, so don't get mad at me if it's not similar because I don't really know. I'm just trying to say that it's an MMORPG.

I'm sorry this post is boring, but I'll get back to making better blog posts with funny comics soon. Just wanted to give everyone a heads up as to where I've been and stuff. Mmmyep. Anyway, keep checking back for more posts, and leave a comment. If you don't, I won't love you! :O

...okay, I lied. I'll still love you. BUT STILL, leave a comment. I like hearing from the readers (or lack thereof lol). See ya!