The Relationship

I have a girlfriend, whom I love a lot, and I just wanted to say I'm happy to be with her. She's smart, funny, beautiful, caring, and everything else I've ever wanted in a girl. We have a lot in common, it's quite mind blowing actually. One thing we have in common: we unintentionally fall asleep while talking to each other. Here's my view of how it goes:

But it's alright, we always apologize the next day, and it's never a big issue. Just more like "Did you fall asleep last night while talking to me?" "Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to." "It's okay." and then we start up a conversation on a different subject. We can talk for hours about nothing. Literally, we can! If it's not a real conversation then it's either singing, movie quotes, or random noises.

"Akfdnklsdfesmcfdlmgntfknkinredpmcwelsmclmlem" is an example of it in text form (that was also do). I love my girl and I'll never give her up for anyone. She's perfect for me! I miss her right now, actually. I fell asleep earlier, woke up, and found out that she's sleeping. Damn tiredness!! It should go jump off a cliff so me and her can talk all the time.

I tried to add humor to this blog post, which is why I drew those pictures. I think I failed though. Meh, oh well. Maybe the next post will be funnier. Anyway, see ya later!

Working In Fast Food

When I was living in Ohio, I worked at McDonald's for 2 years. It's fucked up on how badly people (mostly managers) get pissed, kinda pathetic really. I've had managers yell the shit outta me just because I was 1 second slower than normal. Yes, ONE SECOND!!! WTF!? I understand it's FAST Food, but what's an extra second? Seriously. And it would continue until the rush was over. Now this party really annoys the fuck out of me: After the rush, the managers go back to like if nothing ever happened. I'm just standing thinking "Okay, you called me a slacker and was yelling at me, and now all of the sudden you're all calm and cool?" COME THE FUCK ON!! There's been many times I just wanted to beat the shit out of them.

They'd also yell at me because it took me longer than 10 minutes to stock for lunch. That shit takes a while! Fucking hell balls. One manager got it done in 10 minutes and was gloating and shit, well I go back there and the dumb bitch only brought the boxes up. SHE DIDN'T PUT SHIT AWAY! I was thinking "You dumb fucking cunt!" Then, the next day, I did that and got yelled at, so I brought up how the manager did it, and all they said was "Well, she's a manager. It's okay." That brought my piss to a boil! Managers are supposed to show employees how they're supposed to be when it comes to working. Well, I did what she did, and got yelled at for it. What a bunch of bull-fuck.

Then you got the customers. All in all, there's a lot of nice ones, but here I'm gonna talk about the assholes. This one fat bitch complained just because she got a little bit of extra mac sauce on her Big Mac. Yes, I mean just a little extra, about the size of your finger tip. She was just flying off the handle, trying to yell at employees like if SHE was the boss!  The fucking cunt looked like a 300 lb offspring of melted marshmallows and a hyena!! Then I had another person complain because I accidentally put 11 chicken nuggets in a 10 nuggets box. ISN'T THAT STUPID AS FUCK!? I would have been happy to get an extra nugget! Fucking shit! I could go on and on about this topic, but I'm gonna stop right here.

Leave some comments and tell me what you think. Post some shitty experiences you may have had at any of your jobs too, I'd love to read them.

Review #1

Today, I am going to review something. The subject is.. well let's see if you can guess. If you're thinking the Twilight saga, then you're wrong. If you guessed Justin Beiber, well, you're wrong again. If you think it's about the crazy theory of Lady Gaga being a hermaphrodite.. you're wrong and need your head examined. This is about the live action Resident Evil movies. I'm not going into great detail though (don't need them too long).

Resident Evil - You watch it and notice it shows the Umbrella Corporation and the mansion, thinking it's going to be great. After the scenes of "The Hive" going homicidal, they cut to a closeup of someone sleeping. At this moment, you're thinking "Oh, maybe it's Jill Valentine!"; possibly "Please tell me it's Claire Redfield."; or even "Hmm.. Rebecca Chambers?" and you get excited. You quickly get disappointed as the camera zooms out to a woman named Alice. My exact thoughts were "Hey, a naked woman!... wait a minute. Who the fuck is this?" I was disappointed it wasn't any real RE character. So, you sit through the movie, and then just when you're getting bored they FINALLY introduce a zombie! Fuck yeah! The movie goes on, showing well known creatures: zombie humans, zombie dogs, and the "Licker". But still no well known RE character.. what a shame. All in all, it was okay, but they could have done a lot better.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse - Okay, this one made me smile a little. Jill Valentine is in it! Yaaayy!! It was decent, and I liked the fact they show Raccoon City, but the movie still kind of sucked. They should have left out Mike Epps though. I don't hate the guy, I just think his comedy should not be in Resident Evil. One thing that pissed me off was they gave Alice super natural powers. Come on! Seriously!? The only character with those powers should be Albert Wesker. For fucks sake! What were they thinking? Ugh, idiots. That's when I truly realized the live action series was going downhill faster than a cheetah running while shooting diarrhea out its ass. They did show a well known creature though. Nemesis! Remember him from the RE 3 game? STAAAAAARSS!!! I hate that fucker. Walking down a hallway in the R.P.D. building, trying to do something, and the bastard jumps through the wall! I named him "Herpes" because he keeps coming back. Anyway, back to the movie. He chases after Alice a lot, but isn't he supposed to only attack S.T.A.R.S. members? What the fuck ever, I gave up on the movie a long time ago. So yeah, it sucked more than the first. NEXT!

Resident Evil: Extinction - Holy fucking shit! Why?.. Why are they trying to ruin something good? Claire Redfield is in it, BUT she's supposed to be some kind of "bad ass bitch" instead of the sweet and nice, but awesome, Claire that die hard RE fans know. No Chris Redfield, and no Leon Kennedy (whom I was expecting to see). Oh, and guess what? Alice's powers are much stronger now. My god, why did I even bother watching this? You know what? I'm skipping this one. It's a piece of fucking shit. "Domesticating" zombies!? I think they stole that from the ending to Shaun Of The Dead. Alright, fuck this movie. The ONLY thing they did good was getting the actor for Albert Wesker.

Resident Evil: Afterlife - Haven't seen it.. not going to see it.. and I don't fucking care. They fucked up Wesker in this one. The best villain ever, and they fuck him up. I wonder what kind of powers Alice has in this one? Maybe she shoots a Big Bang Kamehameha wave out of her vagina. Or maybe she can make people defecate just by winking at them. Fuck it, I don't care. I know it's going to suck more balls than Apocalypse and Extinction combined.

If you want to see something new, that's fine. Just don't think of this as the Resident Evil (game series) that has millions of fans. Pretend it's not supposed to be a live action RE movie. If you want to see a good RE movie, go watch/buy Resident Evil: Degeneration. It's not live action, but it is CGI, so that's pretty neat. Yes, they got the actual voice actors for Leon and Claire.

I hope you enjoyed this review, and please leave some comments.

Bad Parenting

Hey there to anyone who may read this. As you can tell by the title, my blog posts are just rants and thoughts that run through my head. Let's begin, shall we?

What I want to talk about is what's on my mind, and that is parenting. No, I don't have any kids (yet) but I know I wont be a horrible father. Some parents these days are just pathetic! They piss me off! I'm sure parenting is hard work and exhausting, but it's worth it to see your child smile at you everyday. When I lived in Ohio, I once had some kid talking shit to me, swearing more than I do (which is amazing in itself), and everything. I look up on the porch, and the little bastard's mother is just sitting there. Seriously! She's just fucking sitting there, smoking a cigarette that's probably laced with crack/cocaine, and not paying attention to her child. I didn't say anything to her because I'm not really the type that likes confrontation, but I should have! Lots of kids in that area are like that, so that's just an area full of bad parenting.

If you're the mother of this kid, I want to congratulate you on being one of the biggest careless douche bags in this world. CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS YOU TWAT!! I have an idea for you: put down the crack pipe and go show your son you love him! It's your fault that your son is probably going to grow up to be a rapist or something. And IF you don't love your son, then admit you're a horrible parent and put him in foster care. That way he may have a chance at being in a loving family which I'm sure is what he's wanting and crying out for through his bad attitude. You fail at life and at parenting. Go put on Harry Potter's invisibility cloak and run out in the middle of a highway during rush hour!

For any parents out there who may read this, please make sure you show your kids you love them everyday. Tell them you love them, comfort them when they're upset, and hug them every chance you get.

If there's any readers out there, please feel free to comment. I'd like to hear from you!