What up, bitches?!

AW SHIT! Haven't done this in a long time. I don't get any traffic or subscribers, so it's not like it matter haha. Anyway... new year, so I'm going to do things differently. Well, okay only 1 thing is different, and that is less poorly made MS Paint drawings. Why? Because I'm a lazy bastard. But I digress..

I started taking online classes at Art Institute of Pittsburgh for my bachelor's in Game Art & Design. Gaming industry is a crowded field, but I can do other design and art jobs with this degree. Other than that, nothing big has happened. Hmm.. not really much else new in my life. As stated before, I'm lazy with a boring life haha.

This is just a quick update for my non-existant fanbase. Stating that I'm back, and not giving a fuck what I type out. It's free speech, I do what I want! I skeet on the street any way that I want! My blog is going to be how it was originally supposed to be. You don't have to worry about reading my daily life, when I took a shit, what I ate for breakfast, or how many times I masturbated that day. Fuck you! Anyway, see ya..

EDIT:
My blog looked weird without some sort of picture.. so here you go!

I'm too cool for the 2nd grade.

Currently listening to: MSI - Never Wanted To Dance (The Birthday Massacre Remix)

**NOTICE**

-If you are easily offended by profanity, then you're a pussy and should leave-

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WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. UP? So today, I want to talk about your mom and how she refuses to make me a sandwich! TELL HER TO MAKE ME A GOD DAMN SANDWICH! WITH BACON!!! GAAH!!! Seriously though, this is just going to be pure randomness. Whatever pops in my head, I'm going to type..




....and thus ends the blog post.

No, but I shall tell you all a story. Yeah! Story time, BITCHES! Don't like it? Well, fuck the fucking fuck off!!! ANYWAY, here it goes:

Once upon a time, a feminine boy who goes by the name of descentknight26 on twitter was all "Herp, I'm gay!" and the whole world shouts "WE ALREADY KNEW THAT, YOU CUM SLURPER!!" His reply was "Prepare your anus!" Then suddenly he had a heart attack. Come to find out, Kira/Light Yagami wrote douchebag's name in his handy dandy notebook (Death Note reference, as if it wasn't OBVIOUS!). Everyone rejoiced with music, food, and a blood orgy. The end.

Yay for you if you enjoyed the story. BUT IF YOU DIDN'T, THEN HERE IS A PICTURE SHOWING HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE!

Yeah, what? WHAT?! No, seriously, what? I can't hear what you're saying. HOLY FUCK I MAKE KICK ASS COFFEE!!! Yes, coffee at 8:39 PM. I drink coffee all day long! It's MOTHER FUCKING coffee!! It's delicious!! Why is it delicious, you may be wondering? Well... FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!!

I'm bored, and my girlfriend is out doing something. I think she's spending time with her daughter right now, which A LOT of parents these days don't know how to do! Sammy is a terrific mother to a wonderful child. BE JEALOUS OF HER AWESOME PARENTING SKILLS!!!

Anyway, time to end this blog post. I'm bored (as stated above), need a cigarette, and my coffee cup is almost empty. SO yeah. I love you all. Show me some love too by leaving comments! DO IT! DO IT, FUCKER! Please? I'll make biscuits for you if you do.